reblog if ur rotting right now!!!!
not naming names but some of you are genuinely really good people and i hope that you get everything your heart wants and needs
Actually, no joke, the marachino cherries you put on sundaes really aren’t red. They’re made from cherries like the Queen Anne variety, which are yellow and pink. They are dyed red.
Yes. With the blood of ferrets.
Fact I didn’t just make up, it’s often with insect-derived dyes, which is why some brands are not kosher.
Ferrets are the largest known insect.
“Experts” are such boring nerds.
Colossal squid exist. We know colossal squid attack Sperm Whales. Sperm Whales are not only of similar size to but we’re known to vindictively attack whaling ships in the 18-19 centuries and even before that time
“Experts” be like “there’s no evidence that colossal squid ever attacked a ship 🤓”
Like how about I give to a swirly
How about about I shove you in a locker
They score holes into the rubber caps of sonar and submarines but no, never attacked
laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!
i trusted you
Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people
I hate the trope of "I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]" cause it's boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going "hey I don't wanna hit a kid that's kinda fucked up" and the kid just obliterates them
"i refuse to hit a woman!" = Sexist, overdone, does nothing to actually empower the woman or make the guy seem nice
"I refuse to hit a kid" = valid, even funnier when the kid whips absolutely ass in one go
The ONLY exception to this is Mob Psycho where it's a kid vs woman fight, in which the kid doesn't want to hit a woman because he has been told that only scumbags hit women. And then the lady pauses the fight to explain this is a different situation and he's not bad for defending himself.
Then he proceeds to whip ass in one go.
we need more characters that will just beat the shit out of children
free my man he did all of it but i dont care
this is definitely an image that exists
ah ! much better
sincerelykelseytaylorrrrr
